(Chris Scott)

A million people every day
Turn on the television set and say
Testcard girl, testcard girl
Don’t you get bored sat in there all day?

A million people every day
Turn on the radio set and say
Radio man, radio man
Don’t you get bored sat in there all day?

A million people every day
Phone up the speaking clock and say
Telephone lady, telephone lady
Don’t you get bored sat in there all day?

A million people every day
Turn on the speaking clock and say
Telephone lady, Mrs telephone lady, Mrs telephone lady
Don’t go away

A million people every day
Turn on the radio set and say
Radio man, mister radio man, mister radio man
Don’t go away

A million people every day
Turn on the television set and say
Testcard girl, little testcard girl, little testcard girl
Don’t go away

You’re the only one I’ve got

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